I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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