what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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