You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
