If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
i think im in europe. pls send help
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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