But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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