Are we in a gay sports bar?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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