i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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