3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
