He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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