I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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