There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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