Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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