and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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