You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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