She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
that may or may not have been my penis.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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