i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
