I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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