But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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