either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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