Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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