Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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