The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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