....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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