check it out our google latitudes are spooning
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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