fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
how can u be prego again
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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