I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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