his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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