It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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