i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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