Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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