margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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