y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Green mimosas i think yes
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
