Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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