One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I just found a bag of teeth...
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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