Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I need water and some morals
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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