i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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