Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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