So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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