dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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