Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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