We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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