I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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