so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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