She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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