There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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