these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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