This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
She just used a chaser for red wine.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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