The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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