who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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