Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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