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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..

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  that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.

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• (916): View more from California

  Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.

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