stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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