Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
