she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
